In another Green employment initiative scam, the federal and provincial governments collaborated on an annual pig hunt temporary part-time employment program.
We are looking for hunters to hunt down, reduce the numbers of the evasive out of control feral hog. They are in southern Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba.
We will set up semi-trailers with cots or bunk beds. We will recruit from every Province and Territory in Canada to at least send in one crew.
We can have specialized crews such as, bare backs, skin heads, gang members, female crews and so on. Scarborough and Brampton shooters will have to learn how to shoot a rifle instead of a hand gun.
Our duty is to hunt the hogs not be hogs ourselves.
It is a short employ. You will be flown in to the Province of Saskatchewan. You will be required to learn all the safety procedures. Walk through cold mud. Shoot only at the wild pigs. No more then two shots per pig.
You will make friends. People from all over the Country, looking for meaningful employ.
A truck for laundry, cooking, eating, Internet, T.V., theater, washrooms, administration.
Like an army, we will sweep across the areas where they were last spotted. Three or four crews, possibly hound dogs as well.
So we have one; Building or adapting old shipping vessels to pick up the oceans plastics.
Green Job # 2; Cities like Toronto do not need buy street sweeping machines, they have a lot of elbow grease willing and available.
#3 Feral Hog Hunt. All three $20 hr. Hunt shift 6 -8 hours. Night shift available.
No, the Americans will not go northbound and meet us at the border. They have more and bigger guns then we do.
Other Green hunts; Beavers in South America. Racoons in Japan. Toads in Australia.